my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
(via laugh-at-me-br0)
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nontarian, via laugh-at-me-br0)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
(via laugh-at-me-br0)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via adventueur)
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
